Men's Shorts –
Stay Cool. Look Sharp. All Summer Long.

Things Square offers men's shorts across multiple styles — slim and straight-cut chino shorts in multiple colours, casual cotton everyday shorts, multi-pocket cargo shorts, technical quick-dry athletic and sport shorts, breathable linen and linen-blend shorts, denim shorts, printed and pattern shorts for holiday and beach wear, and quick-dry swim and board shorts. All styles are available from waist size 28 to 44 inches.

The most universally flattering and contemporary men's shorts length is 7 inches (approximately mid-thigh) — this length is proportioned for most male body types, reads as modern without being fashion-extreme, and is appropriate for the widest range of casual to smart-casual occasions. Very short shorts (4–5 inch inseam) are increasingly popular in fashion-forward contexts but have a more specific style audience. Knee-length and below-the-knee shorts have become less prevalent in contemporary men's fashion and can make legs appear shorter. When in doubt, a 7-inch inseam in a slim or straight cut is the safest and most versatile starting point.

Yes — in warm weather, well-fitted slim chino shorts in neutral colours can work in smart-casual settings when styled correctly. Pair with a clean button-up shirt or polo (not a plain T-shirt), leather sandals or clean leather shoes (not flip-flops or athletic trainers), and minimal accessories. Avoid cargo or printed shorts for smart-casual settings — these read as too casual regardless of styling. The overall outfit formality ceiling for shorts remains lower than trousers, so avoid very formal restaurants, professional business settings, or formal celebrations where shorts are genuinely inappropriate regardless of styling.

Well-fitted men's shorts should sit comfortably at the natural waist without requiring constant adjustment. Through the seat and thighs, there should be enough room for natural movement without pulling — sitting should not cause significant pulling or tightness across the thighs or seat. The leg opening should not be excessively wide or tight — a clean, proportioned opening that follows the natural leg shape reads better than either extreme. The length should end at the desired point (mid-thigh for modern, at knee for conservative) with a clean, even hem all the way around.

Machine wash cotton and linen shorts in cold water on a gentle or normal cycle to prevent colour fading and fibre shrinkage. Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry. For printed and bright-coloured shorts, turn inside out before washing to protect the colour from abrasion and UV exposure during drying — hang to dry in shade rather than direct sunlight to prevent fading. Quick-dry athletic shorts can be machine washed cold and air dried rapidly due to the technical fabric. Swim and board shorts should be rinsed in fresh water after sea or chlorine exposure before washing to remove salt and chlorine that degrades the fabric and colours over time.